No, I'm not like you.

[friggen_jerk is used with permission and love. enjoythe_ride, whatialways_do and stillmade_adeal are used and referenced with love. …. Not binding unless you guys agree to it, because … crack.]

Everyone knew that Sam was the brains of the Winchester operation.

It wasn’t that Dean was stupid. Dean was sharp. There was a lot more to his upstairs brain than people gave him credit for. But Dean was also still Dean, and he didn’t always use that upstairs brain to the best of it’s ability. In fact, it was a pretty solid fact that both Winchesters stopped maturing somewhere in their early teens—old enough to get a grasp of the world, but still young enough to be prone to fits of boyish stupidity. When it came to things that you probably shouldn’t try at home, there wasn’t a lot of protesting Sam could do before he started to get a little curious himself.

Boys will be boys, after all. And these boys were bored.

They had been recruited to help Bela out as a favor for helping them out when Sam was regressed to his younger self. They screwed it up when Dean wound up getting caught by the competition, trussed up by his ankles by a slender blond who didn’t look happy to see them. Max, for one, was thoroughly embarrassed, and their shameful attempt at thievery, but Dean didn’t seem to care, which lead Sam to believe that the two of them were on the outs again. Sam was starting to get sick of the up and down, especially when it lead to him getting banished to the motel room with his brother, and Mary keeping an eye on them while the girls finished the job.

Sam wasn’t pleased that they had been regulated to the bench, but they had been made and that meant it was time to call in the auxiliary. So now they were just flipping through the channels, trying to keep themselves from getting bored, when Dean’s attention came to a stop on a guy who was destroying a blender. Further review indicated that he wasn’t necessarily destroying the blender, just trying to see if certain objects would blend.

“Dude, can we watch something—”

That was met with an elbow to the side. “Shut up.”

Sam rolled his eyes, but did as he was told. After a few minutes, he found himself just as entranced as his brother was, when this man just … abused the hell out of his blender. It was vaguely moronic and probably still highly dangerous but also … really, really cool. There was a long period of silence as they watched, before Dean turned to Sam, with a look on his face that could only be considered dangerous.

“You know—there’s a blender in the kitchen.”

They had started staying in larger places ever since they had picked up Mary from wherever she came from. They looked out for places with a kitchen area, like when they were kids, because Mary liked to cook, and Sam and Dean liked being cooked for. Sam was pretty sure he had never been this well-fed ever in his life, but the point of the matter was that the kitchen was Mary’s territory. They tended to stay out of it, or suffer her scolding them for breaking something they shouldn’t have been touching in the first place. It only happened once, but they learned their lesson well enough.

At first it didn’t quite click for Sam. “So?” Then there was a beat as his brain turned that information over again. “Wait, what?”

Dean had a stupid grin plastered across his face, and raised an eyebrow at his brother. “We’re hunters, dude. We’ve got some weird shit. Let’s see if it’ll blend.”

Dean apparently missed the giant Do not try this at home. that was plastered across the screen. Sam knew that his brother didn’t always think before he acted, but Sam also knew that he shouldn’t have even been thinking about considering it himself. But he was. Because boredom was a powerful motivator, and the things they were doing with that blender looked really cool.

“ … Okay.”

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