open } { who's house are you hauntin' tonight?

[imnot_likeyou]

[Here, world. Have a Sam.

He's in a library, somewhere, reading a book about something bad that's eating people. To anyone else he probably seems really creepy, but he promises, he's only just a geek. He really likes books. They're cool.

In fact, he likes this book so much that he's not really paying attention to where he's walking and will probably walk right smack dab into someone if he isn't careful. he's moving from the stacks to one of the tables where he's got a bunch of other books piled up regarding things that eat people.

It's for a job. Don't judge him too much. Feel free to bother.]


[I'm in withdrawal and my go-to place for posting Sam is ... not available till tomorrow. If you want this in a specific verse, specify a verse. If we don't have a verse, but you want it in a specific point in the canon timeline, specify that. If not, you're getting S6-current-canon!Sam. Have at him.]

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[imnot_likeyou]

Till we screwed up the Apocalypse.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Exactly. I wasn't yanking your chain before, Sam- in Daddy's divine little plan? You and your brother ended it, and what's left are a handful of monsters and the cockroaches, which means Mommy's supposed to get the Earth for her personal plaything now. World stays in balance. The Age of Humanity comes to an end... You get it.

But now we've got a power gap in Heaven you could ride a bus through, Dad's nowhere to be seen and Crowley's little pack of alphas- ask your brother about that one, even I don't get what he was smoking there- are running to tell Mommy that her rightful throne's not hers. They get the right tools, they bring her up here and, well... All Purgatory breaks loose. Apocalypse: Part Two. The Remastered Edition.

[He spreads his hands] Everything's got it's consequences. So you tell destiny to shove it? Good for you- but destiny shoves back. Hard.

[imnot_likeyou]

So what do we do now? Shove her back in?

[he knows it's not that easy, he's just waiting for "the point of the story is ... "]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

I'm giving you the backstory the lore won't give you, kid. You should be thanking me. You're gonna have to find out the real answers on your own. Just watch out for Balthazar- if you think I was a hot mess during the apocalypse? You've got another thing coming. The bastard's got his hands on weapons Mommy Dearest would give her vestigial virgin vessel for. Weapons that can take Heaven down if put in the wrong hands. He's not in this to save us- he knows he's fucked when Raphael and the big boys come down off their celestial powertrip, and he ain't going down without a fight. Big bad monster with an angel selling her info? You boys've got your work cut out for you.

[imnot_likeyou]

[sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose]

Well ... thanks. For the heads up.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

This is your life, Sam. It don't get any easier. [Have a... Really rough arm pat. Stupid angel strength.] Good luck. And, uh, don't say I never did anything for you.

[imnot_likeyou]

[grumbles and waves]

Bye, Gabriel.