open } { who's house are you hauntin' tonight?

[imnot_likeyou]

[Here, world. Have a Sam.

He's in a library, somewhere, reading a book about something bad that's eating people. To anyone else he probably seems really creepy, but he promises, he's only just a geek. He really likes books. They're cool.

In fact, he likes this book so much that he's not really paying attention to where he's walking and will probably walk right smack dab into someone if he isn't careful. he's moving from the stacks to one of the tables where he's got a bunch of other books piled up regarding things that eat people.

It's for a job. Don't judge him too much. Feel free to bother.]


[I'm in withdrawal and my go-to place for posting Sam is ... not available till tomorrow. If you want this in a specific verse, specify a verse. If we don't have a verse, but you want it in a specific point in the canon timeline, specify that. If not, you're getting S6-current-canon!Sam. Have at him.]

Comments

[imnot_likeyou]

It's not?

[phonesolitaire]

[she chuckles] I guess that would depend on your definition of doom.

[imnot_likeyou]

I think it's pretty ... literal.

[phonesolitaire]

In that case, I wouldn't suggest sticking around here too long. I think Kansas is Doom's favorite vacation spot. [a pause, a slightly sheepish grin, and a little bit of laughing at herself] Boy, wasn't that the best thing to say to the nice stranger in the library, nice job, Chloe.

[imnot_likeyou]

I think I can handle a little bit of Doom. Keeps things interesting.

[phonesolitaire]

[she smiles up at him for a few moments before tilting her head]

You know, you kind of remind me of a friend of mine. [pauses as she observes him a little more closely] Actually, it's kind of eerie...

[imnot_likeyou]

[frowns]

I do?

[phonesolitaire]

Broad-shouldered, flannel-wearing giant who knows over my things and isn't afraid of a little doom? Tell me you can see the cows grazing the back forty from your bedroom window and I might have to start up an investigation.

[imnot_likeyou]

[laughs]

No. Not unless the back forty is I40 which I can see from my motel room.

derp worst typo ever up there. Why don't my fingers every type what I mean?

[phonesolitaire]

[laughs]

So is there a reason you're here or are you just passing through?

awww, it's cool. I knew what you meant.

[imnot_likeyou]

Working. My brother and I write those Weird in Insert-State-Here magazine.

I know but...akdfks it bothers me

[phonesolitaire]

[Now you've really piqued her interest, Sam.]

Really? Anything in particular that you're looking for?

/pets

[imnot_likeyou]

[shrugs]

Just an angle. Turns out this end of Kansas has a lot of interesting stories.

Re: /pets

[phonesolitaire]

From one journalist to another, I wouldn't suggest trying to tackle all of them. If you do, you'll never leave.

[imnot_likeyou]

That bad?

[phonesolitaire]

[slight pause] Not all bad. Sometimes weird is just weird.

[imnot_likeyou]

I meant ... that many?

[phonesolitaire]

Oh. [soft chuckle, then shakes her head] Yeah. Happens all the time.

[imnot_likeyou]

[nods]

Interesting.

[phonesolitaire]

[who is this guy and where has he been all her life?]

So, uh. [tilts her head a bit in a slightly flirtatious way] If you're looking for an interview, I'm always up for coffee.

[imnot_likeyou]

[smirks a bit himself]

Are you offering to be my guide to Smallville?

[phonesolitaire]

I seriously doubt you could find a better one.

[imnot_likeyou]

[considers for a moment, before nodding]

Okay. I'll bite.

[phonesolitaire]

[slightly impish grin]

Let's hope so. [turns, keeping an eye on him long enough to hint that he should follow her]

[imnot_likeyou]

[smirks and does so, sliding his hands in his pockets as he does]